30 Things you don't hear anymore
- Check and see if the mailman has gone, I want to get this letter out today.
- Don't slam the screen door when you go out.
- Fill the icetrays we have company coming over tonight.
- Be sure to close the windows when you leave it looks like rain today.
- They want rain today.
- Don't forget to wind the alarm clock before you go to bed.
- Wash your feet before going to bed. You have been playing outside all day barefoot.
- Remember before you ride your bike be sure to roll your pant legs up. You are tearing up your britches by getting them caught in the chain of your bicycle.
- You have torn your pants so much I can't get a patch on them.
- Be sure to change your school clothes before your go out to play.
- Go comb your hair; it looks like a rat has nested in it.
- Pour the cream off the top of the milk when you open a new bottle.
- Take the empty bottle back to the store so we don't have to pay the deposit on another one.
- Cover the cake with a dish towel so the flies won't land on it.
- Don't be jumping on the floor, I have a cake in the oven and I don't want it to fall.
- Let me know when the Fuller Brush Man comes, I need to buy a few things from him.
- If the car doesn't start I will need you to push so I can start it.
- Here's a dollar go get my some gas for the car.
- It is getting hot in here, open the back door so we can get a breeze.
- You can walk to the store; exercise will do you some good.
- Don't sit too close to the TV it is hard on your eyes.
- If you don't behave, I will wear you out.
- Hold on to the button I will sew it on later.
- Don't turn the radio on the battery is low.
- No I don't have a quarter for you to go to the movies. Do you think money grows on trees?
- I don't want to hear that kind of language again. If I do I will wash your mouth out with soap.
- It's time to cleanse your system out so go get the castor oil.
- If you get a spanking at school, you will get another when you get home.
- Don't cross your eyes they will get stuck.
- When you take your driver's test, don't forget to signal your turns. Left arm straight out for a left turn, left arm up for a right turn and left arm straight down for a stop.